Mountain Standard Time.
Great. Wasn't Congress supposed to fix this? They were going to decide which time thing we were all going to stay on and we were going to stay on it...right? Simple. All in favor say "aye." All opposed say "nay." The ayes have it. Let's move on, people. This is an 80/20 issue, and the 20 are all people who used to come to your house and reset your VCR but now program cell phones and smart watches to spring forward or fall back.
But, no. Somebody consulted the "National Association For Sleep Science" or some such bullshit. Daylight Savings doesn't fit into the circadian rhythms of most people. We can't do that.
Circadian rhythms are a thing, now? That, of course, makes most shift workers laugh their asses off. Oh, now you're worried about human sleep patterns?
Well... FIX IT. It's 2026. Change all of the documents you wrote that said "Daylight Savings Time" to "Standard Time" with a global replace, make that the time we all stick with and then we don't do the twice a year ritual that makes the dogs BF nuts.
What the hell is wrong with you people? You had one job.
So, okay. A bunch of you will be more than just merely lame in a couple of weeks. Maybe the folks who take your place will not be as pig-headed about this.
Please?
Oh, why the Big Block of Cheese Day clip? If you know, you know.
